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Breakmaster Cylinder lives in the United States, in a town with very few confederate flag bumper stickers. His dog is bad. His girl is sweet. So shall it be, now and forevermore.
彼女と、小さくて悪い犬と、三人で。








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Bang Lime | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 2:20 | |
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Did The Mash | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 3:22 | |
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Mr Sandman | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 2:43 |
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Now We're Red (2nnt Remix) | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 3:00 | |
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Chemical Punk Zone | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | Preview | |
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Hydra Reprise/Start Again | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 1:05 | |
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furtones | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 4:36 | |
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There's No Room For You In Here | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 1:10 | |
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Three Forks/Star Rod | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 1:27 | |
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Sadphantos (Cellohealer Remix) | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 1:34 | |
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Slow Peel | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 2:30 | |
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Bang (Sub)Lime (malloc Remix) | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 3:00 | |
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Victory Boogie del Matador (Los Fabulosos Cadillacs) | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 2:27 |
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Penne Pastarotti (Breakmaster Cylinder remix) | Orangy Orangy | 1:58 | |
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Viking Girlfriends Go Stables (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix) | Vaervaf Vaervaf | 2:02 | |
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harm done (Breakmaster Cylinder remix) | Viking Girlfriends Viking Girlfriends | 1:31 | |
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PLANETCORE (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix) | mrSimon mrSimon | 2:21 |
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Musique Pour Les Pubs De Nourriture Pour Chiens (Music For Dog Food Commercials) - Teaser | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 0:35 | |
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Musique Pour Les Pubs De Nourriture Pour Chiens (Music For Dog Food Commercials) - CDs | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 0:40 | |
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(Promo) SAY HELLO TO KLAUS | Breakmaster Cylinder Breakmaster... | 1:01 |
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Hello Everyone,
Thank you all who commented on my last EP, I am delighted to see opinions of it split so strongly. I’d rather you all liked it of course, but passionate reactions of any kind stand for something.
I’m currently in negotiations with the Japanese Navy to help me record my next CD, a meditative whale song disc you can smuggle into Target and leave on the nature sounds/easy listening kiosk for people to try and purchase.
Breakbit has some seriously good/promising music coming out this and next month. Isn’t that glorious? Warms me heart, it does.
If you haven’t already, check out the drawn-to-order disc art available for my new album Musique Pour Les Pubs De Nourriture Pour Chiens. Think of the possibilities!
Did you think about them?
Was it just “draw big old penises”?
Yeah…
That’s alright man, we accept you.
Dogged Preview
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Dog D(el)ays
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Kids in Portugal, Attempts at a Drinking Problem
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New albums, wonderful jams, a steady intake of inhalants.
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Seriously guys, you can’t tell mom I’m with the Foot Clan.
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The Breakmaster Barmitzvah – Today I Am a Man!
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Mr Sandman Video COMPLETE!
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I am currently in the stages of finalizing our new design, and polishing it to a state that will this time round last us years rather than months.
At this current time, this area of the website isn’t quite ready for full usage. Rest assured, I am working at getting this section of the site back online as soon as possible.
I apologize on behalf of the label for any inconvinience caused.
Simon McClure
Breakbit designer and webmaster
I am currently in the stages of finalizing our new design, and polishing it to a state that will this time round last us years rather than months.
At this current time, this area of the website isn’t quite ready for full usage. Rest assured, I am working at getting this section of the site back online as soon as possible.
I apologize on behalf of the label for any inconvinience caused.
Simon McClure
Breakbit designer and webmaster