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Vaervaf's Biography
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tear into me. I am vaervaf: the blood of hardware stores and poly-blend linen pants courses through my veins. tear into me. I am a nose piercing through the swamp, every pore gushing hot wing sauce and blackhead juice. Jutting superarray take me: oh take me.
I am the dislocated kneecap of your alarm clock erot-erot. This may be shown to hesitant: former agent of monitor music clan. The all seeing ears, the all smelling eyes, the all tasting fingertips: fingernails digging into beanstalk enterproduction enterproduce: the aisle of erot-erot.
Filter me, press against the counter: bump your elbow on the washing machine and turn to me. Step: Second-stride ago we were begin: Showing us what they called music and we called erot-erot. Location:
What are you up to? How about now? Now? Inhale, please! Enter your exhale captcha, please! Please me.
Gauge reactions. Prep people one-on-one to learn who will object and why, and then address their concerns.
Did you like this song? If not, then it was all a big joke. I made it in five minutes with a shiteating grin and cold hands. Listen to it on a better system. Try singing to it. You're not even supposed to get it. This song speaks to me and me and me and me only, whose opinions I both valued and feared and valued and gladly and gratefully: quit pretending your album.
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Here I have around four hours of erot-erot for your digestion. I put too much thought into it and I hope you'll put enough thought into it.
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Albums
HipcatchVaervaf
Released: January 2012
SpinefoldVaervaf
Released: October 2010
I wanted to toss everything out the window and get the heart back in. at that point in time though, that roughly translated to "break...
CorkveinVaervaf
Released: July 2010
this is probably the most solid song-box i've put out. I jump between really insane shit (Rob's Last Mag, REGIONAL CHAMPS) and safe...
FlarehandVaervaf
Released: April 2010
this album is just deadbrow except i don't know where i am a lot of the time. the songs were short because these types of songs are...
WeavekneeVaervaf
Released: January 2010
I don't know if I got grounded before or after I made a boatload of Grease edits and sadistic annie lennox dead opera converts -...
SkidtoothVaervaf
Released: November 2009
this one's real solid too the big turning point I think overlong songs
DeadbrowVaervaf
Released: October 2009
like the last track says, these are useless trinkets
SplitgutVaervaf
Released: September 2009
HeadcagedVaervaf
Released: July 2009
Vaervaf's first release - chopped up samples, a bunch of other mess.
Compilation appearances
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Music Videos
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i took some samples off a naked eyes song and orangy put a backbeat on it
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
0:31
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Random tracks
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Irish Ritual Suicide Dance Off
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:06
Glorious Battle, Inglorious Methods
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
5:01
Taking Control Tomorrow
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:11
Girl Untitled
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
1:02
Tear Her Braces Out
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:37
SUPPORT IRAN MAKE A FACEBOOK GROUP
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
1:29
Collar Crew
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:01
Commanderrrrr
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
0:44
Oh Sandpaper
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:58
rob's cold washing machine
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
2:14
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Remixes
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PIMH medley (Vaervaf Remix)
mrSimon
mrSimon
2:38
Morning work (Vaervaf remix)
DM DOKURO
DM DOKURO
6:05
Fiji fantasies (Vaervaf Remix)
mrSimon
mrSimon
2:14
The Bloke Machine (Vaervaf Remix)
Breakmaster Cylinder
Breakmaster...
3:27
The Bloke Machine (Vaervaf Remix)
Breakmaster Cylinder
Breakmaster...
3:24
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Promo videos
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(Promo) Spinefold
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(Promo) Corkvein
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
1:05
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(Promo) Flarehand
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
0:44
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(Promo) Splitgut
Vaervaf
Vaervaf
1:59
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Vaervaf - March 7, 2011im working on album with orangy
perusual he’s doing more work than me and keeps all his shit secret but i get lonely so i put the scraps I got on soundcloudlisten to those songs and say mean things about them cmon spank me rrrrrrrrrrrryeah
so desperate for e-attention these days i should make a formspring. the comments on this blog post are officially my question boxlook how far his butt sticks out when he aims his crossbow hahaha
Blog archive
spinefold is up for public streaming on soundcloud
Vaervafmy next album is coming out really soon really like this week or the next
Vaervafcounterfet crem
Vaervafanother blog
VaervafTELL ME THE BAD NEWS FIRST, CHIPSTAIN
Vaervafspinefold update + another preview
Vaervafeighth album “spinefold” in the works
VaervafNew Album Coming Soon!
VaervafTRIALS AND TRIBULATIONZ
Vaervafhey girl, pt3
Vaervafrekkomended music
VaervafFlarehand details
Vaervafhey girl, pt2
VaervafTHANKS, DRM!
Vaervafhey girl, pt1
Vaervaf
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I am currently in the stages of finalizing our new design, and polishing it to a state that will this time round last us years rather than months.At this current time, this area of the website isn’t quite ready for full usage. Rest assured, I am working at getting this section of the site back online as soon as possible.
I apologize on behalf of the label for any inconvinience caused.
Simon McClure
Breakbit designer and webmaster
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