Can’t ride a bike
Overweight
Making too many characters
Scattering projects everywhere
Socially unstable
Mentally unstable
Always contemplating suicide and failing miserably
Makes music for no purpose
Hates self every time
Is in the worst case of luck. Ever.
Is always crying
Is broke
Is a living mockery to his family
Always serious
Mentally deactivates during a problem
Is a horrible organizer
Crashes computer every year
Hates society
Doesn’t think when he talks
Wrecks his room
Never brushes teeth
Hygienically unstable
Tries to make light of a situation only to make it worse
Thinks the world is ending too much
Is afraid to live and die
Wants to die in his sleep often
Never shows his anger; Always replaced with depression
Breaks his headphones every time
Everyone makes fun of him behind his back
Is, by far, the stupidest being on the face of Greenfield, Massachusetts.