They’re my real family now. We smoke cigars and play Narc and steal VCRs like all the time.

Also, over at the BMC youtube page, we’ve got almost 400 subscribers! There’s a new video ready to celebrate this occasion, but only once the 400 mark has been reached and breached, so… tell a friend! I promise there will be sausage for nipples.

AND! One lucky subscriber will receive this autographed press photo of yours truly!

Yes sir, it sure is an exciting time to become a part of whatever we were just talking about.

Sun-burnishedly yours,

Breakmaster Cylinder